what do you say when the person doing your nails asks why you want them short…like, do you say “because i stick my fingers in other girls”

autostraddle:

“just make them as short as possible — i type a lot, so.”
-me, every time

Ask Riese a brand new thing

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    So that’s what you kids are calling it these days
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