January 2011
58 posts
reblog
Last time you had chocolate? - Monday
Last time you boarded a plane? - A year and a half ago
Last time you had sex? - Tuesday night
Last shower you had? - Tuesday late night
Last time you hugged someone? - Last night
Last time you did something you enjoyed? - Today
Last time you dyed your hair? - July
Last time you cleaned your room? - Tuesday afternoon
we aren't dating.
N: Thanks for tonight. I really enjoy being with you… Tonight was really really nice. So needed. I loved every part of it… I would change one thing. Falling asleep in your arms… Sweet dreams beautiful
J: You make me blush when you call me that.
N: You are. So beautiful.
J: Love you
N: Love you more.
J: … I’m melting right now
N: Good!
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What is the value of X?
Dad: Add the last 2 digits of your birth year…plus the age you will be this year…it will =111 !!!!(wierd…)
my feet smell like doritos
emilysaysmeow:
or maybe cheetos
In college I’d tell Shawn his dorm room smelled like cheetos. I knew it was socks, but cheetos seemed kinder. It’s cheetos. Your feet smell like cheetos.
“Americans pray for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to...”
– George Carlin
the dinosaur egg disaster
alex (my 3year old nephew): this is a baby dinosaur egg named Sung. and this is his daddy Bochu…. (pause)…. CRASH (alex smashes pretend egg)
mom: oh no alex what happened?
alex: he crashed
mom: isn’t the daddy going to be be sad?
alex: well he certainly isn’t going to be happy.
drinks at social
followed by dinner at brio
amazing food
drunk-making drinks
wonderful company
great conversation
sexy makeout time
tonight was neat!
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skype
youisabird
Two churches located across the street from each...
nicksandstones:
-prettyprettyplease:
ultraball:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
Sorry this is so long, but this is hilarious.
“Free dog souls with conversion!”
I've got high hopes for tomorrow
Nikki suggested a date night down town. Nothing sounds better.
with nikki at work, shawn entertaining, and kelsey in mexico… i’m pretty lonely.
I surrender into the perfection of Life that is Good. I trust the Law knowing that is was designed to work just for me. I stop putting my faith in what I fear and put my trust in God. It feels soooo good to release my fears and let go…ahhhh. And so it is!
still puking regularly 3 hours later
i feel helpless
been sick all day
calling in tomorrow as well. fuck. :-(
Brandy's back... and she's not happy.
I have the sweetest someone ever. She might not be my girlfriend, but she is my someone and she’s my favorite one of those.
I feel like it is my place in the lesbian circle...
autostraddle:
do you want to stop? if you want to stop, you will stop. that sounds like some yoda bullshit, but it’s true. when you’re done, you’ll be done.
Ask Laneia anything except something you’ve already asked Riese.
RIESE RIESE I JUST SAW A LESBIAN AT THE AIRPORT....
autostraddle:
never it’s better if you’re walking with another lesbian so that as soon as you’re out of earshot you can say “lesbian” and your friend can either say “lesbian” or “totally gay” at the same time, or can respond to your “lesbian” with “oh yeah” or “totally” and then you can both laugh and for some reason that never, ever, ever ever ever ever gets old. not ever.
Ask Riese anything...
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formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/youisabird
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are you dating anyone?
ummmmm kinda. maybe. why?
Ask me anything
choosing gratitude
went to bed with an upset tummy. used some guided relaxation to calm down and fall asleep. woke up to a text message from an unknown number about an hour and a half ago the my stomach ache in full force. tried to make myself throw up for about a half hour. finally gave up and went downstairs to get a just in case bowl and some sierra mist. it hit me on the way up. i’m been in the loo ever...
When I look at her in the eyes, I lose the ability...
autostraddle:
you are fucked my friend. i suggest xanax and sunglasses. in fact, i recommend this to everyone. everyone reading this: xanax and sunglasses. problems solved.
Ask Laneia anything except something you’ve already asked Riese.
